I saw this one website on a friend of myne’s facebook and tried it out:
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Go try it out. It will eliminate all frustration

here is the plan it generated for me:

Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal new york. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.